Just to be difficult, Alex Jeffers, author of the novels Safe as Houses and Deprivation, novellas Do You Remember Tulum? and The New People, story cycle The Abode of Bliss, collection of wonder stories You Will Meet a Stranger Far from Home, and other works, merely claimed alexjeffers.com with no intention of using it. (All you other Alex Jefferses are out of luck. Hah. Sorry.)

The official Alex Jeffers site in all its squalor and glory is sentenceandparagraph.com.